

ummmm someone remind me again why I have boy rats.
oh yes, because girl rats are so precious & lovely that I would die of cuteness overload every time I looked at them. it is best for me to stick with squishy manly boys, I suspect.
![I WAS ALONE (except for the 11 rats I already have), I TOOK A RIDE (to Tumblr), I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD FIND THERE (except naked people & photos of rats)
THEN SUDDENLY I SEE YOU, DID I TELL YOU I NEED YOU? EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE.
GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE (doo doo doo doo do doooooo)
[I want to steal this rat so badly I made up a song for him. COME TO ME, RAT. I will sing Beatles songs to you all.day.long. And baby, you can drive my car. except not really, because I’m pretty sure you’d wreck it. but your bird can sing & you’ve really got a hold on me & I’m happy just to dance with you & oh gosh, I should just stop typing because I could go on all night.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nuy1Uvzl1rt43bfo1_500.jpg)
I WAS ALONE (except for the 11 rats I already have), I TOOK A RIDE (to Tumblr), I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD FIND THERE (except naked people & photos of rats)
THEN SUDDENLY I SEE YOU, DID I TELL YOU I NEED YOU? EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE.
GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE (doo doo doo doo do doooooo)
[I want to steal this rat so badly I made up a song for him. COME TO ME, RAT. I will sing Beatles songs to you all.day.long. And baby, you can drive my car. except not really, because I’m pretty sure you’d wreck it. but your bird can sing & you’ve really got a hold on me & I’m happy just to dance with you & oh gosh, I should just stop typing because I could go on all night.]

Available for adoption at Mainely Rat Rescue
Oh goodness GRACIOUS I’m glad I don’t live closer or she’d be coming home with me pronto. THAT FAAAAAAAAAACE and the little ear tear and gaaaah I think my ability to resist black berkshires is close to nil. Seriously. I could have 20 rats & if someone offered me a rat, I’d say “Oh no, got way too many!” & then if they went “But it’s a black berkshire!”, 21 rats would suddenly sound like a feasible number to own.
Here’s baby Blue, just for Lisa!
I want him. I want him in my house right now. And I don’t even like dumbos.