May 30, 2012
@ 8:38 PM

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME! 

OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?

“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”

GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

May 27, 2012
@ 11:15 AM

dirtyratlover:

yaaawn by pau’lin on Flickr.

I can’t decide if he looks like Sassy Gay Rat or like an evil zombie.

May 25, 2012
@ 11:05 AM

phantomeus:

This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Thank you that is all.

May 24, 2012
@ 11:18 AM

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I REPLACED ALAN’S GATORADE WITH ANTIFREEZE!

LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES!

May 15, 2012
@ 8:31 PM

strugglingtobeheard:

gpoy

May 09, 2012
@ 4:03 PM

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN OUTFIT? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD LOOK. 

IS THE APARTMENT ON FIRE AND YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THE IDEA YOU’VE LIVED TO ADULTHOOD WITH SUCH A MASSIVE LACK OF FASHION SENSE AND/OR SUBTLETY. 

SERIOUSLY, IS THE APRTMENT BURNING? SHOULD I BE CALLING SOMEONE?