My Rats’ Favorite Things 

Someone messaged me asking what my rats’ favorite things are. I’m a stupidhead & accidentally deleted it, plus I didn’t notice what their username was, so uhh…yeah, I’ll just go ahead & post it & hope they see it!

• Badger likes his jingly ball (he enjoys moving it behind things) & pooping. He also loves banana chips & humping.
• Bentley likes climbing on top of the cage & underneath clothing. He also enjoys sniffing other rats’ penises.
• Carter likes lying in hoodies & sitting quietly in the corner.
• Darcy likes coffee. He also enjoys walking slowly on his wheel as if he is exercising & pretending like he is going to give me a kiss, but then violently attempting to rip my lip off as soon as my face gets close enough to his.
• Edgar likes chewing up walls. He also likes sleeping & staring creepily.
• Jameson likes running up to the camera & staring at it. He also likes sniffing at my face & hands. His very favorite thing seems to be to sit on my shoulder & stare dramatically into the distance (sometimes, he will sniff at my cheek as if to say “Did you see that?!” even though usually he is just staring at the wall)
• Oliver likes fleece tunnels, hammocks, & banana chips. He enjoys being petted much more than the others. He also loves stealing food from Simon & trying to kill Badger. His primary hobby is bouncing around as if he is high on meth.
• Simon likes cuddling with other rats & lying peacefully in his house because he is a lazy elderly rat.