March 2012
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February 2012
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Well, any doubt that I had done the right thing by getting two more rats (that I need like I need a hole in my head) was erased when I picked up the lighter boy & held him up to my chest & he popped his little head up & licked me on the mouth.
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have you ever done something you know you probably...
Remember those rats from Craig’s List I posted about the other day?
This is the cage they were in:
It’s about as big as a five gallon fish tank. That’s three rats in it. And look, cedar bedding. Their water was yellow.
This is the lighter male:
He’s severely underweight & filthy. He seems quite curious & is very active. I think he might have a slight leg...
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do parents realize how much they screw up their...
My mom’s an intelligent, well-educated person, she had to know that screaming at me every time I accidentally broke a plate or spilled something as a child would probably have lasting effects on into my adulthood.
I’m 22, I should be able to handle having a plate (owned by me) fall & shatter & not want to cower in fear and/or start crying & screaming apologies.
I think...
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Anonymous asked: can we just scissor all night while darren criss sings cough syrup to us please
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I DON'T LIKE BEING SICK.
I would normally be napping on the couch until it’s time to catch the bus, but I feel like I’m about to fall over from dizziness & general exhaustion & I have to go to at least my first two classes since there’s a test review in one & the other I’m slightly confused about what’s going on in. I think I’ll skip Marketing if I don’t feel better by...
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I’m so used to living alone that the idea of moving in with someone after graduation terrifies me.
I’ve gotten pretty good at remembering not to talk to myself most of the time, because I was starting to it in public & that was not a good thing.
But, like, when I see something cute on the computer, I squeal & make “ADLFKJDFKLJDFSD” noises. Loudly.
And I think...
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ugh I wish rats could wear those cute little colored rope friendship bracelets, I would buy a big lot on eBay & we could take turns wearing them & everyone around me would see all my friendship bracelets & be jealous because they’d think I had tons & tons of friends, but what they wouldn’t know is that I am secretly just a crazy person with too many rodents.
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OMG WHY DO I ALWAYS WANT TO WATCH GREASE???
I don’t own Grease. I don’t even think I like Grease, but every time I go to watch any movie, I’m like “I DON’T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT, I WANT TO WATCH GREASE.”
I DON’T EVEN THINK I’VE EVER SEEN GREASE ALL THE WAY THROUGH, WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE THIS WEIRD OBSESSION WITH IT?
I would ask my mom to get it for my birthday, but she has this immense...
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No wonder the neighbor thinks I'm weird.
The mailman put her mail in my box by mistake & it turns out her name is Jamie.
Just like the rat I’m constantly singing to (“I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG, JAMIE! BEEPBEEPBEEP!”) in the living room when said neighbor is often on our shared front porch & can hear me quite easily. OMG she probably thinks I am obsessed with her, between my constant singing of her name &...
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Today has been a day to mourn discontinued...
I did my Marketing homework on Coca-Cola Blak, which has not been sold in the United States in five years. I don’t know why I did this, because of course it made me crave some. I occasionally make a half-assed substitute by pouring Coke into coffee after I add the cream & sugar, but it’s not the same (and I only occasionally have Coke, so that’s a rare treat). Today, I might...
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NOTE TO SELF: Wikipedia "Muppets" when you get...
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT MUPPETS ARE.
Like, I’ve seen them before in commercials & on packages & stuff, the little frog & the girlpig, but I don’t understand how everyone knows them. They were a TV show and some movies, but it’s like EVERYONE ON THE PLANET IS AN EXPERT ON THEM AND LOVES THEM AND I ONLY HAVE A VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THEY EVEN ARE.
Are they...
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I love reading Tumblr in public.
My first class has a lot of dead time, so I end up browsing Tumblr quite a bit in it. There’s a guy that sits beside me, but normally he’s on a laptop & only occasionally notices what I’m doing.
Today, he did not bring his laptop & porn kept popping up on Tumblr. At first, I thought he didn’t notice, but when I got to a zoomed-in picture of a pierced nipple, he...
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parsniplet replied to your photo: Ollie was looking really sad & depressed about…
Why are you holding Badger with what appears to be your pronged penis?
OMFG I just made the most obnoxious snorting noise ever in a nearly-empty classroom & now I’m trying to keep a straight face while the three people in the room glance backwards at me occasionally with fear, as if they are...
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simon gray, i love you today (and always).
Simon Gray Rest in peace. April 2009 - February 26, 2012
Simon was a good rat. He was not particularly handsome, nor was he particularly clever, entertaining, outgoing, or remarkable, but he was very good in an extremely pure way, and he lived his life aiming to please. I owned him for three years and he never gave me a bit of trouble—he was never sick until he developed a tumor several...
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