THIS BAG IS MY ENEMY!!!!!!! DEATH TO PLASTIC BAG!!!!
"WHO ARE YOU? DO I KNOW YOU?!?!?"
(yes, Data. you live with him. you cuddly with him daily.)
Crawford has this super-cute friend over & he is kinda immature so I’m not really attracted to him other than physically but HE HAS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST HAIR AND I WANT TO PET IT SO BAD
I’m trying to find some sort of casual way to touch it & so far the best I have come up with is “OMG I THINK I SAW A TICK CRAWL ONTO YOUR SCALP” & then I can like, caress it & stuff & then pull a piece of lint out of my pocket & be all “oh nm it was just this lint, my bad.”
I posted this on Instagram & it was supposed to post to Tumblr also but the stupid iPhone does not support me posting onto Instagram & so it didn’t post here. but I am smarter than iPhone, so I will post it nonetheless.
Happy easter and also four twenty if you’re of that persuasion. The rats and I are too straight laced for that nonsense so we are soberly enjoying candy.
omg he is so handsome that I cannot take it.
I LOVE HIM HE’S SO GOSHDARNED PRETTY I HATE THAT SIAMESE AND MERLE AND OTHER RARE PRETTY COLORS GET ALL OF THE ATTENTION BECAUSE AGOUTI IS THE PRETTIEST TO ME AAAAAH.
I was trying to take a picture of my pretty blue sparkly mascara & you can’t really see it, but this cracks me up regardless, so I will post it anyway.