I will now be renting out rats for face cleaning services. please contact me if you need your ears, teeth, nose, or forehead cleaned in a potentially violent manner. They also enjoy plucking leg hairs, so that’s a plus.
None of these are particularly amazing pictures, but they all amuse me ^_^
My horse loving coworker is out today because her daughter is having a baby. I’m going to leave this unsigned card in her box and see how long it takes people to guess that I made it.
Cage tour video, as per anon request.
I won 4 tickets to a corn maze in a radio contest and now I’m googling what a corn maze is. I just wanted to get on the radio, I thought the prizes were pizzas, that’s what they were yesterday. Maybe they’ll let me trade for pizzas when I explain I don’t know 3 people.
Crawford is visiting this weekend after moving an hour away last weekend & I am pretty sure he’s just gonna wanna play with the dogs & have sex all weekend, but I’m busy making a mental list of things to do like “GO GROCERY SHOPPING” (because I hate going alone), “GO TALK TO TATTOO PARLORS” (because I want a tattoo but I’m scared to go alone), & “LET CRAWFORD MOP” (because I suck at mopping). I’m such an exciting person!!!!
(though this has greatly improved my mood because my house is so depressing when it’s quiet for long periods of time & it’s been about a year & a half since I lived alone & I am totally not feeling it these last few days. I think it’s actually worse now that I’m on Prozac because before, I already felt depressed most of the time, so it didn’t seem like a big deal to be lonelydepressed. now, I’m used to feeling decent or even happy most of the time & so the lonelydepression is awful.)